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Last night my holiday cheer was in full effect. My loyal sissy sluts had spent the day making me an assload of Christmas cookies. They made gingerbread cucks and sparkly sugar cookies in the shape of Santa’s big merry sack! I was giggling about it on my late night stroll into the kitchen for a little snack.

But my laughter was short-lived when I noticed something strange.There, on my kitchen island, was a little Christmas elf, furiously jacking off to the sight of the cookies. I was taken aback by the unexpected scene before me. I couldn’t understand why this little creature would choose my kitchen island as his private spot for self-pleasure.I don’t even have crotch goblins!

Before I could gather my thoughts, the elf turned and looked at me with a mischievous grin on his face. And in that instant, I felt a sudden transformation come over me. I was no longer the tall, curvy woman that I was but instead, a Barbie doll with plastic titties, a smooth mound, and no nipples. I was shocked beyond words, and I could feel my anger rising.

In that moment, I completely lost it. Without thinking, I grabbed a makeshift flogger and pushed the elf down onto the island. I let out a string of degrading words as I spanked him with all my might. I called him a worthless wee  little simp and a pathetic elfin shitweasel for starters. To my surprise, the stupid little elf seemed to enjoy this punishment, and he blew a tiny load almost immediately.

As soon as his elfin cock exploded, I felt a powerful surge of energy, and I was back in my own body. I couldn’t believe what had just happened. I quickly grabbed a few cookies and made my way back to bed, but not before throwing that little shit out of my back door.

As I lay in bed, trying to make sense of what had happened, I couldn’t help but feel furious and violated. How dare that little elf turn me into a Barbie doll without my consent? And to make matters worse, he seemed to enjoy my punishment. It was beyond bizarre, and I just couldn’t wrap my head around it.

The next morning, I woke up determined to find out more about this mischievous elf. After some research, I learned that these elves, also known as Christmas elves, are known for their playful and sometimes mischievous nature. They are said to perform tasks for Santa Claus and are often depicted as cheerful and innocent creatures.

This little asshole was only cheerful in his attempt to blow a load all over my cookies! Moral of the story is, next time an elf shows up in my kitchen, I’m shoving him in my ass before he turns me into a fucking Barbie!

Merry Cucking Christmas!

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