💌 📖
Skip to main content

Go on, take a peek… You know you want to!

Peace, Love and Filth

The grandma who never grew out of the Summer lovin. Dirtier, louder and twice as unpredictable as your youngin girlfriend.

Free Spirited GILF

The most seasoned sinner. No shame, no filters and definitely no 'act your age' bullshit!

No Limits In A Vintage Body

The grandma who will tell you stories she certainly should not! I dare you to ask for a storytime.

Buy Minutes

Sexting

Tip Me

Pics Panties & More

The Sinful Pen

More from Gloria

  • Gloria’s Free Love Revival

    Gloria’s Free Love Revival: Hippie Retreat Orgy Unleashed

    Gloria’s Free Love Revival: Hippie Retreat Orgy Unleashed

    Gloria rolled up to the secluded mountain retreat in her beat-up VW van, gray dreads swinging like pendulums, patchouli and cannabis clinging to her skin. The sign read “Harmony Tantric Gathering: Connect, Breathe, Release.” She laughed—loud, throaty, unapologetic. These kids thought they invented free love? She’d lived it in Haight-Ashbury when they were still in diapers. At 68, her body carried decades of sun-kissed stretch marks, heavy tits that still swayed with purpose, and a silver bush that glistened when she got wet. Which was often.

    The first night was all breathing circles and eye-gazing under string lights. Gloria stripped naked the second the facilitator mentioned “clothing optional.” Her fat ass jiggled as she sauntered to the center mat, legs spread wide, silver pubes catching the firelight. “Come on, babies,” she growled. “Mama Gloria’s here to teach you what real tantra feels like—no bullshit, no holding back.”

    It started slow. A young couple—tattooed, dreadlocked—approached hesitantly. Gloria pulled the girl down first, guiding her face between her thick thighs. “Lick it like you mean it, sweetheart. Tongue my old hippie cunt deep.” The girl obeyed, slurping noisily at the slick folds while Gloria moaned, fingers tangled in dreads. The boyfriend watched, cock hardening in his loose pants. Gloria beckoned him over. “Your turn, pup. Fuck Grandma while she rides this pretty mouth.”

    He slid into her from behind—wet, loose, greedy hole swallowing him whole. Gloria rocked back hard, heavy tits slapping her ribs, growling, “Deeper, baby. Pound this vintage pussy like it owes you money.” She squirted first wave across the girl’s face, hot gush soaking her chin and dripping onto the mat. The girl came too, grinding against Gloria’s thigh, leaving a wet smear.

    Word spread fast. By midnight the fire pit was surrounded. Bodies tangled—men, women, all ages, all hungry. Gloria was the center. One cock in her mouth, thick and throbbing; she sucked sloppily, drool running down her chin while another railed her from behind. A petite blonde straddled her face, grinding her smooth pussy against Gloria’s eager tongue. “That’s it, grind on Grandma’s mouth. Drown me in that sweet juice.”

    Hands everywhere—fingers in her ass, pinching her nipples, slapping her fat cheeks red. She took three at once: one pounding her cunt, one stretching her ass with two fingers while she jerked him, and the blonde riding her face reverse. Cum sprayed—thick ropes across her heavy tits, dripping down her belly, mixing with sweat and squirt. Gloria laughed through it all, voice hoarse: “More! Fill every hole, you beautiful freaks!”

    She flipped positions, riding a muscular guy reverse cowgirl while another knelt to eat her out mid-thrust. Her silver bush matted with fluids, pussy clenching as she came again—squirting arcs that hit nearby bodies. A circle formed; she beckoned them closer, jerking cocks, fingering pussies, directing the chaos like a filthy conductor. “Line up, darlings. Grandma wants to milk you dry—one after another.”

    By dawn the retreat grounds reeked of sex—cum, sweat, cannabis, earth. Gloria lay sprawled on a blanket, legs wide, silver bush glistening with multiple loads leaking from her well-fucked holes. Bodies curled around her—exhausted, satisfied, ruined for vanilla forever. She lit a joint, exhaled slow, and grinned at the rising sun. “Peace, love, and filth, motherfuckers. Who’s ready for round two?”

    The retreat was never the same. Gloria had revived the old ways—raw, dirty, shameless. And she wasn’t leaving until every last drop of free love was wrung out.

  • Gloria’s Green Goddess Diaries<

    Gloria’s Green Goddess Diaries

    Gloria’s Green Goddess Diaries

    They call me Gloria now, but back in Haight-Ashbury I was Sunflower — same difference. Gray dreads down to my ass, tits still heavy enough to make a young buck whimper, and a pussy that’s been legally smoked, licked, fingered and fucked on five continents. Age hasn’t dried me out; if anything the years just made me hungrier.

    Last Tuesday I woke up spooning Mateo — 24, tattooed, smells like patchouli and cum. He’d spent the night face-first between my thighs, tongue working my clit like he was trying to win a blue ribbon at the county fair. I came so hard I squirted across his cheekbones and into his open mouth. He swallowed like it was holy water. Good boy.

    After coffee I took him out to the back porch. Naked. Sun on my stretch marks, silver bush glistening. I bent over the railing, fat ass up, and told him to fuck Mommy’s old hippie cunt like he means it. He didn’t hesitate. Slid in raw — thick, veiny, youth-stupid-hard — and started pounding. Every thrust made my heavy tits swing and slap my ribs. I reached back, spread my cheeks wider so he could watch his cock disappear into that loose, greedy, grizzled hole. “Deeper, baby,” I growled. “Grandma wants to feel it in her goddamn soul.”

    He obliged. Gave me those long, punishing strokes that make my cervix sing. I rubbed my swollen clit in furious circles while he railed me. When I felt him start to swell I clamped down — Kegels honed by decades of tantric workshops — and milked him dry. He came roaring, flooding me so full that thick white ropes ran down my inner thighs and dripped onto the cedar planks. I scooped some up with two fingers, turned around, and sucked them clean while staring into his wrecked eyes. “That’s a good pup,” I purred. “Now go make me another cup of tea.”

    Later that afternoon Rainbow and Sage dropped by — my two favorite polyam lesbian stoner witches, both mid-30s, both pierced everywhere that matters. We passed a fat joint on the living-room floor and within ten minutes clothes were gone and limbs were tangled.

    I sat back against the couch, legs spread wide, while Rainbow buried her face in my sopping muff. Sage straddled my thigh and ground her slick little pussy against me, clit kissing my skin with every roll of her hips. I reached up and twisted her dark nipples until she hissed. Rainbow’s tongue was relentless — flat laps over my clit, then spearing inside, then back to sucking. I grabbed a fistful of her purple hair and fucked her mouth with my cunt, smearing my juices across her chin and cheeks.

    When I came it was loud and messy — back arching, thighs quaking, a hot gush soaking Rainbow’s face and the rug. Sage came right after, grinding so hard she left a wet smear on my leg. We collapsed in a heap of sweat, smoke, and pussy juice, laughing like teenagers.

    That’s when Mateo walked back in with the tea tray.

    Poor sweet boy froze, cock already twitching back to life inside his boxers. I crooked a finger. “Bring that tray over here, darling… and lose the shorts. Mama Gloria’s still got room for dessert.”

    They say age is just a number. Bullshit. Age is a flavor. It’s the slow burn of decades of orgasms layered into every crease, every silver hair, every stretch mark. It’s knowing exactly how hard I like my clit sucked, how deep I want a cock, how many fingers I can take in my ass while another mouth is on my pussy.

    I’m 68. I’m soaked right now just typing this. My fingers smell like cunt and cannabis. And I’m nowhere near done.

    Come find me in the garden if you’re brave enough. I’ll be the naked grandma with her legs open under the lemon tree, waiting for the next tongue, cock, or pretty pussy that wants to worship at the altar of experience.

    Blesséd be, motherfuckers.

    — Gloria