Are you in need of jerk off instructions, aka JOI? I have been told that I am beyond expert level, which makes sense as it’s something I’ve been doing every day for years and years! I won’t let my cuck hubby fuck me anymore, but he still has the urge to jerk that tiny gherkin of his, so I indulge him with very specific directions. I tell him exactly how he should burp his wee little worm, down to the most minute detail. Why would I, a hot and horny housewife, do this? Duh! Because I’m nice, idiot.

 Anyway, I’ve been instructing guys on how to jack off for most of my life, so I have a variety of methods for you perverts. When you start at an early age like I did, it really gives you time to come up with a rich and diverse meat beating methodology. Of course the techniques I choose to employ vary from guy to guy. But let’s not be stupid, it’s not about what a guy wants. How I make a man jerk off is all dependent on my whim and whimsy at any given moment. Who knows how I’ll have you slap that ham of yours around? So give me a call and see what sort of JOI you get! One never knows what a bored and horny housewife like me will prescribe for that boner of yours! 

Stop screwing around! Let me tell you what you need!

Aubrey 888-750-4746 ext 843