Listen up, fellas. I know what you’re thinking. You’ve got a beautiful, charming wife or girlfriend at home who satisfies you in every way. But deep down, you have some dark desires that you’re too afraid to share with her. Well, fear no more because I am the side chick you’ve always dreamed about.

I am the ultimate fantasy come to life. I’ll engage in all of those nasty sex acts that your wife or girlfriend won’t do and probably doesn’t even know about. And I don’t give a single fuck who knows it. I’ll shout it from the mountaintops, ‘I am the best side bitch in town!’

You want to fuck my feet? I’m down for it. My ass crack? Absolutely. My fucking armpit? Bring it on. I am good to go for whatever twisted desires you have. And let’s not forget about eating your ass and letting you degrade me in ways your precious wife would never allow. I am a pleaser and I will do anything to be your top side chick.

I know what you’re thinking, ‘But what about discretion?’ Don’t worry, I’m a pro at keeping secrets. I won’t spill the beans to your wife or girlfriend. But I will make sure your perverted cock gets the message loud and clear.

I’m not like those other side chicks who are just in it for the money or the attention. I genuinely enjoy being the dirty little slutty secret in your life. It makes my pussy wet to be able to fulfill your deepest, darkest desires. And let’s be honest, you know I’m the best at it. I know it, you know it, now let’s make sure your cock knows it too.

So why settle for mediocre sex with your significant other when you can have a mind-blowing, taboo fuck session with me? I am the side chick you always dreamed about and I am ready to make all your filthy fuck fantasies a reality. Let’s keep this between us and have the time of our lives. 

Trust me, your dirty secret is safe with Aubrey!

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